Hello Goodbye
As previously promised I will have pictures of my stupid cat in his stupid stupid cast. I'm going away for the weekend though. I'll be visiting family in my ancestral homeland. I may find time to post while there (between such extensive stereotypical activities as biting my toenails and eating Moonpies™ dipped in Jack Daniels™). Until then, I leave you with Techno Cat. I wish to thank whoever made this. It is awesome. (Note: make sure your sound is on.)
Showing posts with label Web Junk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Web Junk. Show all posts
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
I Can't Make This Stuff Up
Has there ever been a better porn name than Dick Pound?
How about a porno called "The Righteous Fury of Dick Pound"?
Has there ever been a better porn name than Dick Pound?
How about a porno called "The Righteous Fury of Dick Pound"?
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Maybe I Used Too Many Monkeys
Up until recently I was under the impression that my nerd songs were pretty good.
The videos are produced by a fan. The real point of this whole thing was to turn you on to Jonathan Coulton. He's quite the talent.
Up until recently I was under the impression that my nerd songs were pretty good.
The videos are produced by a fan. The real point of this whole thing was to turn you on to Jonathan Coulton. He's quite the talent.
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Stunned Silence
Life Gems
When you absolutely must compress a chunk of your deceased loved ones into a precious stone to be worn on your person. Accept no substitutes.
Life Gems
When you absolutely must compress a chunk of your deceased loved ones into a precious stone to be worn on your person. Accept no substitutes.
Monday, October 16, 2006
Friday, September 08, 2006
Humble Folks Without Temptation
Because of my not having cable for the last five years, I've missed out on a lot. One of these things is the progression of South Park beyond about season 4. I remember seeing Timmay's debut and the advent of Butters. But once I moved to South Carolina, the only time I saw the show was on visits to see my parents. Even these had to be carried out in secret because of my parent's stringent religiousity. They actually had the cable company scramble MTV when we first got cable when I was in high school. To this day, Channel 35 comes in like a softcore porn station. You can just barely make out the excited ramblings of Carson Daly and Three Box Matches or whatever it is kids these days are listening to.
Anyway, as in all things, the internet has saved me. I give you South Park Videos. While not entirely comprehensive it definitely covers the bases. It even has the South Park Movie divied up into a 9 part mini-series.
I you haven't been disturbed by cartoon animals in a while I highly recommend the Woodland Critter Christmas episode.
Because of my not having cable for the last five years, I've missed out on a lot. One of these things is the progression of South Park beyond about season 4. I remember seeing Timmay's debut and the advent of Butters. But once I moved to South Carolina, the only time I saw the show was on visits to see my parents. Even these had to be carried out in secret because of my parent's stringent religiousity. They actually had the cable company scramble MTV when we first got cable when I was in high school. To this day, Channel 35 comes in like a softcore porn station. You can just barely make out the excited ramblings of Carson Daly and Three Box Matches or whatever it is kids these days are listening to.
Anyway, as in all things, the internet has saved me. I give you South Park Videos. While not entirely comprehensive it definitely covers the bases. It even has the South Park Movie divied up into a 9 part mini-series.
I you haven't been disturbed by cartoon animals in a while I highly recommend the Woodland Critter Christmas episode.
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Opposite Day
Somedays this feels more like a repository for dumb internet videos than a fo' sho' blog but I can live with that. Everyone knows that retarded videos are the cold fusion that drives the internets. So here's this groovy site with videos gigawatts aplenty. I could try to explain it but it's actually much funnier if you don't see the punchline coming. We must bow our heads to Pork, who unconvered this treasure.
Jackhole Pick O' The Litter
Somedays this feels more like a repository for dumb internet videos than a fo' sho' blog but I can live with that. Everyone knows that retarded videos are the cold fusion that drives the internets. So here's this groovy site with videos gigawatts aplenty. I could try to explain it but it's actually much funnier if you don't see the punchline coming. We must bow our heads to Pork, who unconvered this treasure.
Jackhole Pick O' The Litter
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