My New Name Is Wajimba Honkeh

It's good to be home. I'd like to thank you all for being so patient, and now that there's pretty much no chance of anyone reading this ever again I'd like to get back to posting.

I realize it's been a month since my last post but I just want you to know what's been going on. I decided to go on a last minute Aboriginal Walkabout. It was a time of great spiritual soul searching and redefinement. I would regale you with pictures and tales but I spent most of the trip high on exotic toads and a wallaby ate my camera. So... yeah. That's totally where I've been. But just know that now my posts will have much more substance and less fart jokes. Excepting in cases where fart jokes equal substance.