For all you new, soon-to-be, or prospective brides out there. Don't leave the duty of writing thank you cards in the hands of your new husband:
"Thank you dearly for the gift of the hand towels. Never again will the evils of over rambunctious moisture rear its ugly head in our lavatory. We owe you much."
"You people are like the British Royals with your intermarrying. What's up with that?"
"Thanks for coming to our reception... Jason. Where were the rest of you? Oh right, there was some other thing happening in some other place. Well, we totally understand. It's fine that you love those people more than us."
Consider yourself warned.
1 comment:
LOL But your relatives need YOU to tell them thank you for the crap they gave you dude! I mean I got gifts that said 'to scott and the wife' for gods sake, why would I write a thank you to those asshats? ;-)
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