Wrapped Up Like a Duece

I've been thinking about more things I could do to The Hole to make it a little bit snazzier. One thing is that I think I'm going to start rip off Dooce's custom of creating mastheads for her website. There are two things we should clear up before I commit to this though. One, she like updates a new masthead every month or so, whereas I'll be updating it once per whever-I-feel-like-it. It could be four in one day, it might be once per liturgical season. The guessing is half the fun! Secondly, Her Dooceness was once paid to design websites and uses Photoshop like it's an extension of her mortal body. The images I'll be producing will likely be vile and blasphemous in the name of modern design. Pointing and laughing at my trivial attempts to create something purty will be the other half of the fun. What does everyone think of that? Discuss.

Just a note: you are encouraged to comment below but be warned that I'll end up doing whatever the hell I want anyway.