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Exciting times around Jackhole HQ. I'm finding that I enjoy dallying in dynamically generated HTML templates. If I screw around with this stuff enough, I might eventually be able to code and design my very own blog without having to impose on our generous hosts. Anyway, if you'll look to your left you should see a new side bar or bars. If you don't, then you likely also do not see this new post, you should refresh your browser cache. "Why Dr. Jackhole," I can almost hear you say. "How on the Lord's good Earth is browser cash and can I spend it at Best Buy? If it's a source of renewable (or refreshable) cash then all my financial worries are over." And to that I would say, "Don't be retarded, it's cache spelled with a 'che' where 'shhh' goes. And it will buy you exactly Jack and Shit at Best Buy or any other retail outlet. So sorry, you're money problems are still going to cornhole you in the night. There's good news though, your browser cache is a small chunk of your computer's memory that it uses to store web pages you've visited recently so it can load them more quickly. The downside is with a site that updates often the cache will show an outdated version of the site you're visiting so you must refresh said cache. You can do this by hitting your refresh button (no matter what browser you're using Firefox, Netscape or Internets Exploder there will be a button with some kind of curvy arrows on it, hit that). See? Hip huh. Now get back to work or it's back on the street for you."

Yeah, that's probably what I'd say.

Anyway, if you do all that and look left you should see some side bars that were not there previously. I'm planning on adding a profile for the cattle cats that live in my house and eat my food. No idea when I'll get around to that.

The other (which isn't there at the time of this writing and therefore may not be there at the time of your reading) is going to be a selection of whatever albums, books, etc. that I am enjoying. You can bet if I'm reading/listening to it: then I'm definitely literate.

That is all.

edit: Why in the hell would a web site (whose sole purpose is the free distribution of blogging software) have a spell checker that didn't know "blog" was a word?